Applewood Smoked Maple Bacon
Back to our roots (we grew up in Canada eh!), this is the original bacon that started it all. If happiness had a flavor, this would be it. For the record, “Canadian Bacon” sucks! It’s not even bacon… it’s salty ham in a circle, WTF!
If you like Aunt Jemima pancake syrup or prefer a fine American bologna over real maple syrup and prosciutto then this bacon is probably not for you. And actually, we may unfriend you on Facebook and troll you on Twitter.
We believe in eating things that just taste great and this bacon is really the building block of a perfect meal. Or you could just substitute bacon for all your meals (some guy actually did this for 30 days and didn’t die. Turns out he was thinner and his blood work says he was healthier. If you don’t believe me read this article), but we wouldn’t recommend that because too much of a good thing makes other food jealous.
This is the bacon that has convinced vegetarians to eat meat, and kosher followers to endure 39 lashes (not sure this a thing anymore) and kids to stop complaining about pretty much everything…
If we could only bring one thing to a desert island this would be it (other than some means to be rescued like a boat or an airplane) and sun-screen of course.