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If you are new to our site, and want to try a nice variety of our slow-cured craft bacon, here is your starting place.  All four of these are fantastic, and our personal favorites. Try them, take photos, tag us on Social Media, and let us know what you think!

Applewood Smoked Maple Bacon

Back to our roots (we grew up in Canada eh!), this is the original bacon that started it all.  If happiness had a flavor, this would be it.  For the record, "Canadian Bacon" sucks! It's not even bacon... it's salty ham in a circle, WTF!

If you like Aunt Jemima pancake syrup or prefer a fine American bologna over real maple syrup and prosciutto then this bacon is probably not for you.  And actually, we may unfriend you on Facebook and troll you on Twitter.

We believe in eating things that just taste great and this bacon is really the building block of a perfect meal. Or you could just substitute bacon for all your meals (some guy actually did this for 30 days and didn't die.  Turns out he was thinner and his blood work says he was healthier. If you don't believe me read this article), but we wouldn't recommend that because too much of a good thing makes other food jealous.

This is the bacon that has convinced vegetarians to eat meat, and kosher followers to endure 39 lashes (not sure this a thing anymore) and kids to stop complaining about pretty much everything...

If we could only bring one thing to a desert island this would be it (other than some means to be rescued like a boat or an airplane) and sun-screen of course.

 

  • Crispy Thick (5mm)
  • Thick Chewy (7mm)
  • Brick (10 oz)

Apple Pie Bacon

Could there be anything more American than Apple Pie Bacon?  We think not. But at first, it sounds a bit odd, like which is it a pie or bacon.  Make up your mind.  Well, we did and we shrank down the pies into little flavor particles and cured this bacon in the essence of apple pie. Sounds a bit like a Willy Wonka trick.  Don't worry, you won't blow up to be a big purple blueberry like Violet Beauregarde.

Surprisingly we had never tasted anything like this before stumbling across a youtube video of a guy in the midwest who came up with a variation on this recipe.  Thanks, youtube guy!  We, of course, took it up a notch and turned it up to 11 (see This Is Spinal Tap) and wow, what flavor!

Apple Pie Bacon became one of our family favorites.  We recommend eating this on national holidays especially July 4th.  If you are creative you can make a pretty convincing American flag out of bacon strips, blueberries and powdered sugar.  But watch out, these colors may not run, but they get eaten pretty fast.

  • Crispy Thick (5mm)
  • Thick Chewy (7mm)
  • Brick (10 oz)

Pepper Bacon

So when we made this we did our best to strike a perfect balance. Lovely savory bacon with a lingering fresh cracked pepper bite. In my mind, this would be the height of luxury in pioneer times.

Crispy Thick (5mm)
Brick (10 oz)

Keto Cholula Bacon

I'm not saying Keto people are weird, but they seem to have undergone some sort of change.  Not exactly invasion of the body snatchers odd, or zombie apocalypse.  Just a little different, kind of like when people started reading "The Secret" and they were all eager to get you to read it so you could share vision boards. Not that there is anything wrong with that...

Well, this one (Keto Cholula) is for you crazy peeps.  I figure in case you convert me to your evil ways I want to make sure there is great bacon waiting for me on the other side. This is just as good as the Sriracha bacon.  Similar spice with just a touch of sweet.  And yes no carbs!

Booya!

 

 

  • Crispy Thick (5mm)
  • Thick Chewy (7mm)
  • Brick (10 oz)

Description

All our small-batch artisan bacon is dry-cured and applewood smoked.

Cracked Pepper Bacon Ingredients:

  • Pork Belly
  • Brown sugar
  • Kosher Salt
  • Cracked Peppercorn
  • Minced Garlic
  • Celery Powder
  • Bay Leaves

Apple Pie Bacon:

  • Pork Belly
  • Apple Butter
  • Brown sugar
  • Kosher Salt
  • Cinnamon
  • Monk Fruit Sweetener
  • Celery Powder
  • Allspice
  • Nutmeg

Keto Cholula Bacon:

  • Pork Belly
  • Cholula
  • Golden Monk Fruit Sweetener
  • Kosher Salt
  • Cayenne Pepper Flakes
  • Celery Powder

Applewood Smoked Maple Bacon:

  • Pork Belly
  • Maple Syrup
  • Brown Sugar
  • Kosher Salt
  • Celery Powder

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