Keto Espresso Bacon
$8.99 – $21.99
So this Keto thing appears to be here to stay. We tried to label it as a fad. We fought your enthusiasm for this “lifestyle” change. We mocked your frank discussion about keto halitosis, seriously?
We accept you for you are, but we decide to give you the perfect bacon breath. Because who doesn’t like the smell of bacon.
Pure carb-free bliss. This is how you would imagine the perfect Italian bacon would taste. This could even make the French envy Italians. Heck, this would make Germans respect the French and Italians. You get the point.
Some times world peace can be achieved through mutual respect and in our opinion, this is the bacon that could replace mutually assured destruction with mutually agreed deliciousness.
Share this bacon with all your friends and they are assured to respect your life choices (at least while you supply the bacon).
Cin Cin! A votre santé! Zum Wohl!