The way to get started is to quit talking and begin eating Bacon Swinery .

Walt Disney

If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor of Bacon Swinery.

Eleanor Roosevelt

If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough bacon.

Oprah Winfrey

Life is what happens when you're busy making other bacon.

John Lennon

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's bacon.

James Cameron

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall to eat Bacon Swinery.

Nelson Mandela

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier with Bacon Swinery.

Mother Teresa

The purpose of our lives is to be happy with Bacon Swinery.

Dalai Lama